CIS-FEMALE // BISEXUAL // ENFP
ARIES ☀️// PIECES 🌙// CANCER 💫
Just your typical geek girl with hipster
tendencies and an obsession with cute animals. Sorry, not sorry.
I’ll be honest when i first heard the name of hozier’s album (wasteland, baby!) i didn’t actually realize that was its legitimate name. i thought the album was just “wasteland” but everyone was so excited for it they were adding “BAYBEEEE” to the end of it.
My favorite new art movement is radical centrist/republican memes that try to own the libs but end up reinforcing leftist theory
Made me tear up
It’s amazing how much being kind to people affects them. Like, they appreciate it or something.
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
Another revamp for MetaCon, this time: Garry’s loving family portrait. Been meaning to re-do this one for a while, the first attempt never really looked like what I do plus hey I get to draw more birds whoops.
Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple.
A perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous.
Apple trees are DETERMINED. My parents planted a twig of an apple tree, and that first year it grew one apple. And the whole thing was bent over from the weight of it. It had one job and by God it was gonna do it.
she did such a good job I’m so proud
assigned goth at birth
(Not so) Fun fact: conservatives believe that this was a subliminal message from satanists foreboding the takeover of “good ‘ol ‘merican values” and that witches everywhere are cursing babies so that they become Evil and Gay™. That Celine Dion is a satanic high priestess and that this was her warning to the world
I wish I was joking. Just throw the whole GOP away y'all
That sounds amazing
