Just Had A Nerd-Gasm

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pharaohhearts:

sexincomics:

Your daily reminder that Wolverine is the fucking worst man.

Fixed it :D

Nah son. Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah son.

Wolverine is the fucking worst.

He’s wrong, to start with, She-Hulk didn’t get with Juggernaut, some version of her from the multiverse did. So you got this hairy little Canucklehead absorbing and spreading fuckshit rumors about the sex life of one of the (relatively) few high profile superwomen in his field of work.

Then you got the fact that, right or wrong, Logan is on that slut shaming bullshit. Hey, Wolvy, you don’t want to have a one night stand with Jen? Fine, your loss. Hey, Wolvy, you wanna put down Jen because the sex she may or may not be having lowers her value to you? Drink some bleach.

And since bullshit comes in threes, you also have the straight up hypocrisy of it all. This is goddamn Wolverine we’re talking about, who despite all odds has a list of sexual partners as long as his arm. If he didn’t have a healing factor, the last hundred and fifty years of freaky loving he’s gotten would have left him literally riddled with diseases. (Son had half a dozen kids he didn’t know existed, you can’t tell me Wolverine places a high value on safe sex, or even pulling out). Wolverine has literally less authority than anyone else in the Marvel Universe when it comes to judging people based on their sexual history.

But no, it’s all good, respectability based on your sexual history is a one way street. Get a lot of pussy? Player. Get a lot of dick? Skank.

She-Hulk sees y’all, and doesn’t think much of you.

HEY GUESS WHAT GUYS, I’M GONNA REBLOG THIS LIKE FIVE TIMES TODAY BECAUSE SOME PUNK ASS, INSECURE, BETA PERSONALITY ASSED DUDEBRO CALLED ME GAY FOR SAYING IT. WHICH I CAN ONLY ASSUME MEANS I SAID SOMETHING WORTH SAYING.

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clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

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shawna-marie:

Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.

Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%

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yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

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awatson1:

Cast and Crew of Doctor Who dancing to the Proclaimers “500 Miles”

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE?

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hawkeyedriza:

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nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can. 

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As most of you know, there are people who will pretty much do anything to get notes. “Reblog this and I’ll draw you a picture” or something along those lines. Usually that person never follows through and you feel like an idiot for reblogging it. THIS IS NOT THE CASE!

Earlier today, I was scrolling through my dash when I saw a post from Mandy Caruso (AKA Beautilation, AKA the Black Cat cosplayer who told off some ass hats when they tried harassing her). The post what a link to her Facebook page and it said that if you liked the page and reblogged the post, she would follow you on tumblr. Instantly I thought this was a crock of shit because of 1) past experience and 2) the fact that my blog is 75% crazy random fangirl stuff, which isn’t really Mandy’s style (based off her tumblr anyways). But I liked the page and reblogged the post anyways because I’m a huge fan of her designs.

I get on later and see I’ve gotten a new follower. Guess who it is. Mandy Mother Fucking Caruso! I’m dying right now. I don’t even care if she unfollows me after I post this cause she thinks I’m a fucking weirdo. The fact that she actually followed through on her promise and didn’t blow me or the other people who reblogged her post makes me respect her even more.

Four for you Mandy Caruso! You go Mandy Caruso!

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